Hunt Down (and Kill) a Black Pussy

Hmm ... Where to begin? I've been staring at the monitor for the past 10 minutes at this point to figure out a way to start and end my story. Admitting (finally) that I'm not a creative ass, and after consoling myself, let me just put down the story as it happened.

As usual, I got up at 6 (AM), got ready for gym (ya ya ... I too want to become dard-e-disco type of a guy) and started off. I've travelled for 3kms and that's when I realised that I forgot my shoes. Cursing myself and my luck, I turned back to get my shoes. I started (again) after making sure that I did not miss anything now. My speedometer was reading 85 (kmph) when a miracle happened.

SPPLAAAATTTTTT!!!

A cat, not a regular one, but a black skinny one decides to end its life (probably, it has got problems) and falls under the speedy 150cc. Hey! I could not help it. It freaking foggy out here at 6:30 and you cannot see ten meters ahead of you. In spite of my father's many many warnings, I did not even do the vAhana pUja (you know, because, it's stupid and I don't want all crap put on my brand new bike). On top of that, now, I killed a cat (that too, a black one) with my bike. Now I begin to worry what could happen to my bike, or me, for that matter (After all, I was the black-cat-murderer).

Ask the people who know me well and they'll tell you (for sure) I'm not the kind of guy who believes in all 'this' crap. But, a time comes when you begin to doubt your logic and belief (at least, if you're in a black-cat-killing scenario). I got fed up of waiting for terrible thing to happen for the past two days and I give up. On the contrary, quite a few good things have happened. Till date, I never used to complete my work on time. I was able to complete the 'hectic' work that has been assigned to me in just a hour and half. I ignored this 'good' thing assuring myself that it might be just coincidence. The next incident changed my view-point entirely. I've been trying really hard to get the permanent registration (of my bike) done since a month and half probably. Something or the other prevents from that to happen. If it's not me in the first place (I'm a busy person), it's the availability of my agent. If it's not the availability of the agent, it's a government holiday or a second saturday or some fucking state holiday. Finally, the (seemingly) ever-postponing event of my bike registration is over. And guess what my number is. KA 09 EM 3000 ... Can you fucking believe it? With that, I'm convinced!!! All these good things are happening because something happened out of the normal. What could that be, I asked myself. Aahhh Yes! All of this happened because I killed a black pussy.

After this experience, my advice to you - Hunt down and kill a black pussy. Probably one thing might be clear. Is this just some coincidence that happened just for me or can we take for a fact that killing a black cat will bring us good luck. Then we might be able to change the popular idiom in telugu that goes - "nakka toka tokkaava ... anni ilaa kalisivastunnayi!"(translation: Did you stamp a fox's tail? Everything is in your favour!). From now on, it shall be (at least to me) - "nalla pilli ni champaava ... kaalam ilaa kalisivastundi" (translation: Did you happen to kill a black cat? The fate is in your favour!)